This 'Fifties Fugitive' movie,a clever pastiche of monochrome British B films,opens with the police arriving to arrest prime minister Tony Blair for murder - well,he did allow himself to be abducted by a thug called George Bush and collude in murdering a bunch of Afghans. Aided by Barbara Windsor Blair goes on the run but none of the peers he created will give him sanctuary,Gordon Brown just wants to kill him and 'Squealer' Mandelson is no help either. Apart from trying to flog his book all he does is incriminate Blair in the deaths of John Smith and Robin Cook. After he has pushed a tramp off a train and been grassed up by Carol Caplan Blair ends up at the Gothic mansion of faded Southern Belle Margaret Thatcher and in her bed. A climax at the Chilton Theatre in the manner of 'The Thirty-Nine Steps' will lead to an end title revealing the fates of those concerned.

The Comic Strip team return for a special 50s-style 'fugitive' film noir spoof. The 60-minute film, penned by Peter Richardson and Pete Richens, follows Prime Minister Tony Blair (Stephen Mangan), wanted for murder and on the run. Escaping from Number 10 and leaving behind his adoring wife Cherie (Catherine Shepherd), Tony vows to clear his name no matter what the consequences.

High season in Ibiza sees the tourists arriving for the Fun-Seekers package holiday. In the bars Brits behave badly and wake up next morning after a one night stand. Charlotte has to go to confession because of her libido whilst her friend Maria feels ill at ease in the atmosphere. Trendy Jamie is riled by his annoying room-mate Tony but gets the chance for revenge when he discovers from his passport that Tony is thirty-four and too old to be part of the Club 18-30 clientele,leading to Tony being banned from group activities. However,on the last night of the holiday Tony,along with Essex boys Keith and Kevin, help the pregnant Spanish maid everybody has ignored deliver her baby in a church,a religious experience sensed by Maria. Next day the guests depart and the couriers prepare for another boozy coach-load.

Despite trying to cure himself with a hypnosis tape John Pettigrew is insanely jealous of his wife Jane Margory and convinced she is having an affair with her handsome water aerobics instructor. Seeing a name and number in her diary he follows her in drag,only to find it is a transvestite club she is covering as a journalist and where he is embarrassingly chatted up. In the event his suspicions are correct but the proof comes as a cost. Written by don @ minifie-1

Music producer Arnold Silverstein is desperate for a song hit so when the Devil - a woman - supplies him with the answer to his dreams,a piece called 'Demonella' he is anxious to fulfil his part of the deal,to give the Devil his Jewish mother's secret recipe for chicken soup to serve her celebrity guests in Hell. But mother refuses and the Devil has to use her gift as a shape shifter to trick her and free Arnold from her possessive grip so that he can marry his secretary Gloria. Written by don @ minifie-1

When American comic actor Steve 'Zoo Zoo Zoo Off Come My Pants' Wild arrives in Oxford to make a comedy film his poetry-loving girlfriend Caroline goes behind his back to enrol on a course studying Byron's poetry. Hannah Van Hosenstratt comes from New Orleans for the course but is tricked into believing she has a place by the dean,who seduces her, and she can make no headway with Professor Breeze,the course tutor. However when it transpires that Steve is a KGB agent out to kill his former espionage colleagues recruited from Oxford Hannah has the chance to save the day and get her wish. Written by don @ minifie-1

Teen-age gang leaders Passion and Little Sister are released from prison,only to find that their gang the Slags have disbanded due to rival gang,the Hawaiians,who wear garlands and drink Pina Coladas. The psychotic Slags regroup for a showdown with the Hawaiians at the local swimming pool but matters are complicated when Little Sister falls in love with Hawaiians leader Ricky,though this does effect a truce - well,almost. -

In rural England school-teacher Susie Darling is planning to leave her boring husband Martin for lusty mechanic Dave when she meets romantic former pop star Garry Dreadful,who has moved to the village to start a traditional farm and asks her to live with him. However he decides to leave for Los Angeles and Susie returns to Martin. Will they be reunited or will she end up like a tragic Thomas Hardy heroine?

帕特里克是一位先锋派音乐视频导演。在一场UB40乐队的演唱会上，他误把一个实际上用于非法实验的物质传输舱当成了移动厕所走了进去。结果，他的性格变成了一个粗俗的、操着伦敦腔的阿森纳队球迷的样子。

Whilst delivering toilet rolls to a recording studio small time crook Keith pockets a demo tape by newly disbanded group Toy Department,which he takes to a promoter, Brian. Together they have a chart hit with the 'mystery' group but complications arise when Brian wants a live tour - which involves Keith fire-bombing the venues - and then a personal appearance by the group. With Keith's probation officer tumbling to the scam and the real lead singer of Toy Department confronting him, Keith soon finds himself on the run - but with two hundred and fifty thousand pounds. Written by don @ minifie-1